Dawn of the Squid

Lyrics

It is obvious that you are but a raw novice in this matter of adventures! They are giants, and if you are afraid, away with you out of this and betake yourself to prayer, while I engage them in ferocious and unequal battle.

Do you know the way to the windmill?
Tell me the way to the windmill
Do you know the way to the windmill?
Show me the way to the windmill

Because I'm all hopped up on hubris and I
Don't give a damn if I do die do die

Do you know the way to the windmill?
It is the giant I must kill

I said Fe Fi Fo Fum, termites in the cranium

Built by ghouls and followed by fools
In thrall to the rules of rotational motion
Up at the crack of the whip at your back in the
Day of the jackal and the egg and no ocean

Do you know the way to the windmill?
If I don't fight it, then who will?
Do you know the way to the windmill?
Show me the way to the windmill
The cat chased the rat and the rat chased the rope and the
Rope chased the stick and they all fell down

For I'm all hopped up on hubris and I
Don't give a fig for the ones who ask why

Do you know the way to the windmill?

¿Que?

See I saw wicked sheep do war, keep the
Wolf from the door at the top of the mountain
Vile are the charms of the three mile arms
Knee deep in the charms of the spiralling fountain
Quick to the torch with the pick of the forch
For the smoke and the scorch of the teeth on the grindstone
Monstrous spoils of briarious oils tear
Hair from the toils of soliciting unknown
Ovine; lupine.

Do you know the way to the windmill?

¡No!